Who is Thor?
Thor is not a dinosaur. Thor is not human either.
Thor is…unexplainable.
From what we know, Thor is a secret genetic defect that will be hidden
somewhere in one scene of every film made by, or involving, Jamie Hobert…and it's up to you, the viewer, to find out
where it is.
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Thor
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Thor's Location in this Film
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"Why?"…you ask.
Well…to answer
your question…
Once upon a time there was a Philosophy class at a major California University. The week before the class final,
the professor gave out six possible essay questions covering a full quarter's
worth of material. One of these six essay questions would be chosen by the
professor on the day of the final and the students would have 3 hours to answer
the question. For the next week every student spent countless hours going over
material, writing practice essays, and forming study groups to prepare for the
big day. When that day came, the students filed into the auditorium, heads
spinning with loads of seemingly useless information, ready to unleash what
they had crammed into their head the week before. When the time came to begin
the final, the professor opened up a folder and proceeded to pass out the one
chosen essay to every student in the room. However, instead of one of the six
essays, every student was simply given a blank sheet of paper with the word,
"Why?" written at the very top. After the initial confusion and shock
of the situation died down, the students began to write. Some chose to discuss
one of the six essay questions they had studied for, while others attempted to
answer the question in a more philosophical fashion incorporating much of the
material covered over the previous 9 weeks. As it turns out, many of these
students got B's and B pluses, and some even got A's on their paper. However,
there was only one student who received an A+ for his answer. Only one student
had the guts to resist all temptation to include the bounds seemingly useless
information covered over the year and turn in a paper as complete as is
possible with such a question. At the end of the class, one brave student
handed to the professor a blank sheet of paper with just two words on it: Why
not?